I am currently moving from one apartment to another. All of my furniture has been put into a trailer (there’s an awkward week period between leases…). Therefore all of my remaining shit has been dumped onto the floor. (Remaining shit being: shoes, all clothes, books, sleeping bag, collection of gift bags, etc.)
I picked up a pair of (clean, duh) underpants (because I needed them) and OH MY GOD. They were swarming with ants! Like a million fucking ants!
Ants— I have no idea why you all decided to congregate in my underwear, but PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD never, never, NEVER do it again.